I"MMMMMM BAAAAAACK! COME ONE-COME ALL. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages...welcome to "SEARS THREE RING CIRCUS!!!" If you direct your attention to the Center Ring you will see the AMAZING INCOMPETENT MANAGER JUGGLERS. Please don't be shocked if they constantly drop the balls, THAT'S WHY WE HIRED THEM!!! If we hired good managers, we'd actually have to pay them a decent salary. We hire our managers straight from the "SCHOOL OF MANAGERIAL BOZO'S" located in DOOFUS BEND IOWA. Please turn your attention to the Left Hand Ring and you will be mystified by the PSYCHOTIC CUSTOMER SERVICE REP'S!!! Yes! They are mean, nasty, evil little critters, but they work for peanuts. So, please don't be disturbed if they call you filthy names, can't speak English, hang up on you or generally have a bad attitude...IF YOU COUDN'T AFFORD TO EAT YOU'D BE IRATE TOO. And now to the Right Ring for the worst of all...THE HORROR OF HORRORS..THE NEWLY HIRED, TERMINALLY EXHAUSTED, SMELLY, QUICK TEMPERED !!!SEARS TECHNICIAN!!! Yes, they reak of Lindburger cheese, Yes they look like they've just been pulled from a cess pool, and Yes, they have very little idea of what they are doing. That's because WE CAN'T KEEP REAL TECHS WHEN WE TREAT THEM LIKE LEPERS!!!.