Sports talk

This afternoon some of us guys were talking sports. The topic turned to steroids and athletes. Then the talk turned to the bad side of 'roids. We then started about how Lyle Alzado was physically distroyed buy 'roids.

My supervisor "R", who was in the conversation the whole time stated that he doesn't take anything stronger than Flintsone vitamins.

I then warned him that even with Flintstone vitamins you have to be careful! He had this puzzled look on his face. I explained that if he took too many "Bamm-Bamms" that his "Pebbles" could shrink!

You should have seen his expression! First his jaw dropped, his as big and round ... then a HUGE grin on his face ... "You got me CK!!"

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avid reader (03/01/2009) I hate to admit that I laughed out loud when I read this!!! Good one! And without missing a beat! SouthernProgrammer (03/02/2009) I remember when Lyle went on a talk show to talk about the dangers of steroids right after his health issues became public. That big man looked so sad it depressed me. Poor guy, he just wanted to play again. CK (03/02/2009) You're right SP. But roids, if under a doctors care would sure be better. After all, Arnold, Lou, and many others used with little to no sides. But those days were low-dose. I hear today they stack and many time don't even know what they are taking (black market). HaveADamnNiceDay (03/03/2009) Well, THOSE Bam-Bams will shrink their pebbles! It'll also cause severe constipation, severe acne, connective tissue degeneration.... you name it. You literally come apart into peices like jerk chicken. I've read some whopper stories... POST A COMMENT »