Bar revenge

Ever gone to a bar where they ticked you off? Is the place too cheap that they water down your drink? Want to get back at them with very little effort of your own? Then I have the solution for you!

The tools of the trade ...

Grab a few cardboard coasters (make sure they are all the same) and take them home. Make sure that these coasters are 'new' and unused.

At home, take a sharp exacto knife and carefully split the coaster in half like two slices of bread. The additional coasters are for re-dos in case of errors splitting the coaster.

Take a newly minted $20 bill, folded so that it will easily fit in the middle of the split pieces of coaster.

Carefully glue the two pieces back together and let dry.

Here is where the fun begins!

Take your "special" coaster in the bar with you and while chatting with a fellow bar-fly mention that the coaster advertiser (Coors, Bud, etc.) is having a special promotion on their product and has hidden money in the coasters. Grab a few coasters and rip a few apart. (You had already slipped YOUR coaster in the stack) You get to YOUR coaster and rip it in half ... "HEY everyone!!! I won $20!!!"

Now sit back and watch the crowd go though the coasters like a chainsaw going though melted butter! By the time the night is though there won't be one whole coaster left in the place!

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UnsupportedSupport (03/11/2009) That is brilliant. Any time I have been out for revenge at a bar I am usually too drunk to come up with anything that clever. Then I forget why I was so ticked off by the time I sober up. anonymous (03/12/2009) seem to remember that somebody did this to a library some years ago. don't know if they ever managed to glue the valuable book collection together again. so folks think before you set an evil plan into motion. CK (03/12/2009) We are not talking about books!!! They are those coasters you find at any bar!!! But unless you have a rare cardboard bar coaster collection we don't know about ... we could have a party over to YOUR house! SouthernProgrammer (03/12/2009) Sounds like a trick I used to do with 'the new students' when I was taking Computer science classes during the days of 5 1/4" disks. (Yes I know that has been a while) The PC's we programmed on had two disk drives and I would keep a disk in each drive. I would save my work on one disk, put it safely away, and wait for a new victim to sit near me. Once my victim was in place I would make a show of taking the other disk out, fold it and stick it in my pocket. Almost every time the victim would go "Hey! You can do that!" and I would reply SURE and walk off. POST A COMMENT »