Can't wait until she tries to use the token..

This goes out to everyone whom loves to borrow other people's stuff but does not like to return it! I have this one co-worker whom keeps borrowing money, tokens for transportation, coffee cups and just recently--my dictionary. I approached her to return the dictionary and she denied that it was not mine. When I pointed out I wrote the name of my section on the inside, she finally gave it back. This woman should be ready to retire! She's been with the company for over 33 years and still lives in the 1970's! What also burns me up is the fact that she makes a good penny and acts as if she's broke all the time. To teach her a lesson, I placed a phony transportation token in her desk drawer. I noticed it was gone the other day and wish I were a fly on the wall to see what happened! She's so stupid she did not even notice it was a phony token!
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BonusOnus (03/19/2009) Dude, you're not Milton from Office Space are you? I promise I won't borrow your red stapler. Just kidding. Your coworker is annoying. I had a coworker like that. He'd borrow stuff without asking and without letting you know. I had to finally confront him with it and tell him not to go into my desk and borrow things without checking with me first. It got ugly and we had to escalate to his manager and my manager. I think he was told to stop digging around my cubicle. He finally got the message....but he just stopped "borrowing" from me. He goes around and borrows things from others like it's no big deal. Funny thing is, he's not a popular guy and a very poor performer. He's tops on a future layoff list and he goes and does things like this, which don't endear him to others.