I started a fart
That got the whole office stinking,
But they didn't see,
That the fart was from me.
I started to sniff,
Which started the whole office laughing,
But they didn't see,
That the fart was from me.
I looked at the boss, running his hands over his eyes,
He sat at his cube, hurting his head from the smell that I'd made,
'Til the smell finally died, which started the office sighing,
oh, if they'd only seen
That the fart was from Me.