Just another day at the oval office!

Hi everyone. I hope you can realte to my story!

A few years back I was president. As you can imagine, it's a tough job, with a lot of stress to relieve. One day a hot little toddy took a job as an intern of mine. I needed a way to blow off steam and she needed a free meal. Well...one free meal led to another and before you know it, she and I were making a mess of the oval office on a regular basis.

We never thought we'd get caught at the time, but we did. I got a slap on the wrist and her career was ruined but I'd reckon to say it was worth it. I think she sells purses now or something (?) so that's got to be good. And me? Well...now you boys and girls know a leopard doesn't change his spots! GRRRRRRRROOOOWWWLL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

Ahhh memories...

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Jim Baker (02/13/2006) WOW boy, you gotta learn how to be more discreet like! I found that hiding under God's blanket is the best prtection if you know what I mean! Brad Pitt (02/13/2006) Dude. Just get a hot chic with international babies and start promoting world issues. People LOVE that and assume you let your woman for the greater good of world peace. Seriously. Try it. Jude Law (02/13/2006) Chaps, chaps, chaps... didn't you learn anything from me? The trick is to publically apologize! The world loves a sensitive man who's willing to take credit---er, accountability for his actions! vanilla ginger (02/13/2006) That has to be the most messed up post I've read all day. Congrats. friday hotness (02/13/2006) Go Bill! Nice to see you're hanging out online all day. Is it any coincidence that a Hilary Clinton ad show up on the bottom? LMAO! p.s. Call me! Spencer (02/13/2006) Bill! My man! I'm so proud. Let me know if you need a golfing buddy. I'm ready. cnubelevit (02/13/2006) Anyone care for a "White Owl" cigar???...Anyone? Hillary (02/14/2006) While you were in the oval office, I was getting busy with A.G. in the blue room. The table JKO had refinished really ended up with some scratch marks. Chelsea (02/14/2006) Geez Dad... Must you embarras me all the time? I've asked you before, keep it inside your pants, or at least keep yer Arkansas Yap shut! Mom's gonna kick yur arse! By the way, can I borrow the car? Love, Your darling daughter... Pinda (07/05/2006) What a pig! What goes around comes around. George Dubya (07/05/2006) I know, it's totally hard to be president. I didn't get any blowjobs from the oval office, but I had to start this one war, and pollute this one country, and kill all the AyRabs, and think up new lies... Life's so hard.... WalkingInMyOwnShoes (07/06/2006) Better a messy oval office than messy politics. POST A COMMENT »