Hi everyone. I hope you can realte to my story!
A few years back I was president. As you can imagine, it's a tough job, with a lot of stress to relieve. One day a hot little toddy took a job as an intern of mine. I needed a way to blow off steam and she needed a free meal. Well...one free meal led to another and before you know it, she and I were making a mess of the oval office on a regular basis.
We never thought we'd get caught at the time, but we did. I got a slap on the wrist and her career was ruined but I'd reckon to say it was worth it. I think she sells purses now or something (?) so that's got to be good. And me? Well...now you boys and girls know a leopard doesn't change his spots! GRRRRRRRROOOOWWWLL!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA