A Different Point of View

Of course, aliens have not landed, but if they did, and went a-wandering, eventually they would come across a cubicle farm. They could be forgiven for thinking that humans are just another crop to be grown. Is there really much difference between a cubicle farm and say, a chicken farm? Proportionately, I don’t think the chickens have quite as much space as humans, but it’s got to be close.

Everyone knows that chickens grown in this fashion taste like shit. Just buy a typical chicken at your local grocery store and then buy a free range one from somewhere. Taste the difference?

Makes you think doesn’t it? Why on earth bosses think they can get the best out of their workers by putting them in little boxes is beyond me. OK, it’s cheaper, but as my mum always told me, “if it’s free it’s not worth anything.”

This weeks competition:

I want to be a free-range human because.........

The winner of last week's competition:

"I would like a napping cot in my cubicle, but my boss is such a complete bastard, I am not allowed, so I have to make do with a stack of styrofoam coffee cups to use as a pillow."

Another win for Cellophanegirl !