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Aug 20, 2007

Bet That Cubicle Looks Pretty Good Now Huh ?

by The English Blogger

Tags: Cubicle, China, Cramped, Workspace, Cubicle Culture, Going Postal

And the winner of last weeks competition is:

Sickofit with:

"I want to be a free range human because it is my god damn freaking right to be!"

Too true. Sounds like a heartfelt sentiment.

Which prompted me to see if I could find anything worse than a cubicle.

I was looking around for pictures of workspaces that could be considered worse than a cubicle and found this little gem. It looks as though it's in China. *shudder* I think I would end up killing someone if I had to work like this. It does indeed make a typical cubicle look good. I can't imagine how much fun this would be, it looks like there are hundreds of people all in the same room, all talking on the phone at the same time.

It's all very well saving money for the company, but this is ridiculous. If anyone knows where this was taken, please let me know.

I spent the last ten years of my working life as a massage therapist, and many of my clients came to me with work stress related issues. Either from poor ergonomics, or clashes with co-workers and bosses. I treated a lot of them very successfully by suggesting simple changes at work. Wearing a brightly colored sweater, adding some potted plants or flowers. Simple things, but they have a ripple effect on the way you feel and the way people around react to you. Try it and see. Wear a drab color sweater one day and a bright yellow one the next. See if there's a difference. Or bring in a plant or something personal and cheery. You never know, it might make the day seem a little better.

In the meantime, this week's competition:

"I don't go postal at work, because XXXXXXX"

As usual, my feeble effort:

I don't go postal at work because all my cubicle mates are paid up members of the NRA and have concealed carry permits.




 


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Corporate Ladder Rung: CIOtwiz (08/20/2007)
Nice photo! I'm surprised that photo isn't used at companies as a "see it could be worse" tactic. I found it oddly entertaining how my last job put so much hoopla into how much they care about their employees... but when you looked around the office... you saw the worst ergonomics imaginable... My cube neighbor complained daily about pains in her wrists... and she had to stack papers just to get her monitor at a good height... the chairs were awful... I'm still feeling back pain from my 2 year stint there... I tried to get a new chair to no avail.

It amazes me how little companies think about one of the most important things... keeping their employees both physically and mentally fit...


dontask 0 (08/20/2007)
i dont go postal at work because i love my family and i want to be with them till the end of my natural life.

dumber than a catbox full of sh*t (08/20/2007)
I don't go postal at work because then I may miss my Boss' death.

Corporate Ladder Rung: CEOHaveADamnNiceDay (08/21/2007)
I don't go postal at work because I can do it at home. My husband keeps pine boards for breaking in our closet ^_^. HIYAH!!!!

Corporate Ladder Rung: CEOHaveADamnNiceDay (08/21/2007)
However, I did have a seemingly eternal 2 month stint at work where I had to do 2 people's jobs AND answer the constantly ringing telephone. I really almost DID go postal at work a couple of times. When you have dreams about screaming fits and throwing things, and then go to work and seriously consider taking office equipment and chucking it out of a closed window, you just might be on the verge..... And I WAS.

dumber than a catbox full of sh*t (08/21/2007)
On the few occasions where things have gotten so bad that I have almost walked on the spot--I have done one of 2 things: 1. call my husband who assures me and supports me to go into my boss' office, throw my laptop on his desk, say "f*ck you" and walk out. Or 2. I pretend I got a call from the nurse at my son's school and I have to go get him. I have only done these things about 3 times in almost 20 years. They really help:)

Corporate Ladder Rung: VPavid reader (08/22/2007)
I've seen this picture before and it's made me shudder every time!

I don't go postal at work, because I drink. ;-)

(just kidding guys!)


Corporate Ladder Rung: MailroomThe English blogger (08/22/2007)
I don't know, drinking seems a perfectly appropriate response to me.
(just kidding guys)


dumber than a catbox full of sh*t (08/22/2007)
I agree--drinking definitely has its benefits!

Cellophane Girl (08/22/2007)
Fantasy answer: "I don't go postal because every night I plot my boss's slow and tortured demise in my dreams."

Truthful answer: "Yoga!"


Corporate Ladder Rung: MailroomThe English blogger (08/23/2007)
Now come on cellophane girl, I bet you plan your boss's slow and tortured demise while doing yoga ?

Cellophane Girl (08/23/2007)
Guilty as charged.
<@ @>
_____


Corporate Ladder Rung: VPBookwoman (08/23/2007)
I don't go postal at work because they don't pay me enough to work that hard.





 
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