A Different Point of View Opportunities are often missed, because they arrive wearing overalls and look like work.
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dumber than a catbox full of sh*t (09/10/2007) If I was in charge I would hire my former Boss with promises of everything he would love and then totally do the opposite.dontask 0 (09/11/2007) good one catbox!
If I were in charge....hm ?
If I was in charge I would institute health naps, cots furnished. Only the lunchroom couch hog would have to stay awake and cover. labtech (09/12/2007) If I was in charge, I would first burn the previous supervisor in effigy, for the brief amount of heat and illumination that the otherwise useless idiot would provide; then I would personally deliver a second computer workstation, so that nine people did not have to take turns to get to the files they need to access all day long; then I would hire at least two more people so that the staff was not stressed to the breaking point if one person called out sick.
Simply Teshia (11/28/2007) if i was in charge, i would be a happy camper. In the break room I would have several cottages set up in a quiet area, snacks and drinks will always be provided, and the office will be able to review the bosses.
labtech (11/29/2007) Wow....you have an actual cubicle. You're so lucky.
If I was in charge, I would buy chairs for the employees so they didn't have to provide their own, I would make sure they had uncontaminated drinking water and toilets that actually worked without leaking sewage all over the floor, and I would make sure they had some slight recognition for working holidays - as in ALL the holidays - beyond a couple of extra dollars in their paychecks.
MillyMoo (01/04/2008) A professional masseuse would arrive at 10am, 12 noon, 2pm and 4pm to give each employee a ten minute back, neck and shoulder rub to keep them feeling refreshed, and leave behind a beverage and chocolate of the employee's choice.
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