http://www.jobschmob.com/ Bloggers, columnists and cartoonists from JobSchmob.com http://www.jobschmob.com/showBlogEntry.cgi?id=10126&type=JSB&src=rss It's been a long time since I've written. I mean a LONG TIME. But I'm still around and love the JobSchmobbers! http://www.jobschmob.com/showBlogEntry.cgi?id=10106&type=JSB&src=rss Since I'm not really in work mode these days and my mind seems to drift elsewhere more often than not on these summer days, I thought I'd set about writing down some good summer work ditch ideas. And since it's 2008, gas prices are outrageous and the economy blows, I've come up with some cheap weekday ditch plans to get the heck out of the working life and recharge your soul. http://www.jobschmob.com/showBlogEntry.cgi?id=10086&type=JSB&src=rss The Germans are miserable at work too! It's not just a crappy American situation after all. (Side note: We Americans always tend to think we're the only ones who can claim title to anything, even being miserable at work, don't we?) http://www.jobschmob.com/showBlogEntry.cgi?id=10077&type=JSB&src=rss Impersonating a law enforcement officer is bad (and serious) enough, but to generate fake criminal records on top of it? That's disturbingly creative! Or was it just the fumes from the Chipotle Grilled Stuft Burritos that drove him nuts? Hmmm...we'll never know! http://www.jobschmob.com/showBlogEntry.cgi?id=10073&type=JSB&src=rss The main ingredient is guilt, which you have to buy special from the Unrealistic Expectations store. Chop the guilt until you can't recognize it anymore and put it into a large bowl. Then whisk in the obligation (make sure to whip it good till you're really tired and crabby) and finally, pour in the shot of over-indulgence (must be at least 80 proof). Let it boil for 25 days and then sprinkle with rage (finely grated). It tastes like crap, but you'll learn to live love it.