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Corporate Ladder Rung: Middle Manager Middle Manager
Member since: 11/12/2009

About Me

My Quote:

It's my opinion that those who talk the most usually have the least to say.

My Worst Job:

1-900 Porn line.. I was 18, I needed a quick buck, a friend hooked me up. I lasted 30 minutes and I got fired because I kept laughing while I was trying to 'talk dirty' to all the perverts that were calling in.. 'Oooh you like that .. yah.. mamma's gonna 'Baaahahhhaahhhahhhh'! click.

General Philosophy:

Ain't a man alive that ever quit his job for not liking the work.. it's usually the idiots that gets him every time. I don't so much mind shoveling shit for a living, but for the luv-o-god do I have to be made to eat it too?

Sphincter Detector 's posts

Total Stories: 8
Total Comments: 83

Last 5 Comments:

01/02/2012  The reality is that retail outlets or other type of mid-scale jobs seldom requires its’... read it »
12/16/2011  Did it occur to you that perhaps in her manegarial capacity, she already had clear visbili... read it »
12/16/2011  Although I would like to subscribe to these existential principals of thought, I can't hel... read it »
11/24/2011  Forgery is a criminal offense akin to identity theft. You can actually press charges again... read it »
11/24/2011  Seems to me it doesn't matter what sex a manger is, the underqualified arseholes are ever... read it »

Last 5 Stories:

I'm not greedy, you are! (posted on 11/10/2010)
For the past six months I've been trying to start a business. It's a silly little thing, c...

He didn’t get the memo! (posted on 03/18/2010)
My boss has a habit of conveniently not receiving my emails whenever he’s caught behind ...

Headset On Backwards (posted on 01/04/2010)
Well, we're certainly starting the new year off right! Here's what happened today.. I l...

His Dead Grandmother's Pen! (posted on 12/03/2009)
Fortheluvogod! Is it possible for one person to have multiple anuses?? Here's a littl...

Sphincter Boy Strikes Again (posted on 11/18/2009)
Sphincter Boy came over to my desk again today.. but this time it was really important. He...